Fake news taps Democratic Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez the Sarah Palin of the Left and the new face of the Democratic Party??!?
Have you caught any one of the viral interviews where self-proclaimed “Democratic Socialist,” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, showed herself to be a complete dolt? Her simpleton understanding of politics and the world reached meme status. Comments like, “unemployment is low because people have two jobs” is among other quotable hilariousness.
There is a second viral “interview” with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. One with The Conservative Millennial blog creator, Allie Stuckey. Did you see that interview? If not, here is an explanation as to why the Right is laughing theatrically at the Left.
In case you have been living under a rock over the last few months to avoid the Maxine Waters induced harassment mob, as well as the Kino Jimenez or the Ethan Jackson Social Justice Warrior wannabes who go around assaulting folks for wearing hats saying “Make America Great Again,” you will need to be caught up to date.
Recognize the wannabe’s names? First, a catch up on them and then the video. Kino Jimenez was the adult who stole a MAGA hat off the head of a teenager at a San Antonio Whataburger. Ethan Jackson is a vomit-green haired, non-binary transexual from Seattle who stole a vacationing teenager’s hat, yelling “Get the fuck out of this city!” Jackson spat on the hat before retreating away.
Thank goodness for smartphones, Snapchat, Instagram and regular old video to capture and share the truth. Kino spent some time in jail to think about his actions, probably crying himself to sleep while trying to avoid becoming someone’s senorita. Ethan, who has not been charged, is perhaps pumping his rear end full of estrogen thinking he protected some illegal aliens or solidified “trans rights” by assaulting his victim.
The Future is… Socialism?
Dear reader, having now been caught up with those two SJW wannabe stories, back to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She is the Democrat winner of the NY 14th District primary, Ocasio-Cortez overtook the longtime incumbent, and Democratic Caucus Chair, Joe Crowley. While an avid member of the Democratic Socialists of America, a seemingly extreme Left mindset, the Democratic National Party (DNC) decided her win entitled her to be their poster child, showcasing their position on politics and culture. CBS News calls Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “the Sarah Palin of the Left” and The Washington Times “the New Face of the Democratic Party.”
Whether CBS News and The Washington Times are dishing out wishful thinking or propaganda, we have yet to see. It is important to remember here, she platforms herself as part of the working class who “grew up” in the Bronx, portraying herself as giving power to the people, as if she is ‘Lexy from the block.’
Truth be told, and let the record show, that while born in the Bronx she did not grow up there. She grew up in Yorkshire Heights, which is an extremely wealthy suburb in Westchester County, NY, a whole bourgeoisie posing as a proletariat.
She graduated, with a focus on Economics and International Relations, from Boston University (BU), which charges students close to $70,000 for an education. Consider these points when hearkening her interview on “The Firing Line.”
Oxymoron Alert! Socialist “It Girl” With An Elite Education??!?
At any rate, she wins, becomes the poster child for the DNC, and their propaganda machine known as the lamestream media begin praising her for how the future is female, socialist and other such talking points. From CNN and MSNBC to horrendously erroneous publication sites like Vox and Salon, all are hyping her and the political poison known as Socialism. What is Democratic Socialism vs. Socialism? What is Democratic Socialism vs. Communism? The wait is over; Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has finally come on the scene to bring the answers.
She begins making the rounds. An appearance on the PBS show “The Firing Line” with Margaret Hoover went viral, but not in a good way.
Cordially, Margaret Hoover asked Ocasio-Cortez about the geopolitical state of the world, how protesters are exhibiting their first amendment rights in the States, expressing concern for how the world is viewing Trump’s America, as well as his rhetoric and actions. Ocasio-Cortez fumbled out a few Leftist talking points about an alleged Israeli, “occupation of Palestine,” on the West Bank and how, “what people are starting to see, at least in the occupation of Palestine, is just an increasing crisis of humanitarian condition…”
Hoover pressed Ocasio-Cortez to expand further on what she meant by the terms, “occupation,” and then, “settlements.” With more uncomfortable mumbling, Ocasio-Cortez hums and haws admitting finally with a chortle, “Yeah I think … [laughing] I am not the expert on geopolitics on this issue.”
Basically, a Boston University graduate, in international relations no less, is spouting anti-Jewish, anti-Israel hogwash masked in humanitarianism. At any rate, because of her responses, it is covered on the networks while being lampooned on conservative media, and alternative news sources on the YouTube.
Ocasio-Cortez’s appearance on “The Firing Line” with Margaret Hoover was hilarious in and of itself; better yet, it became fodder for video satirist Allie Stuckey. You guessed it! Allie’s next comedic subject (read victim).
Allie Stuckey’s CRTV Satire
Allie Stuckey, creator of the Conservative Millennial blog, host of the Relatable podcast on iTunes and host of Allie on CRTV. Allie, and her producer, spliced up a satirical interview where Allie grills Ocasio-Cortez. The video is complete, and total hilarious satire. Anyone with a modicum of a sense of humor on either side of the political spectrum can sit, laugh and thoroughly enjoy it. Originally released on CRTV, take a look:
Allie Stuckey Triggered the Left
Some 12-15 hours after Allie’s satirical video goes live on Monday the 23rd of July, the Leftist Twitter brigade kicks into action. Shane Goldmacher of the New York Times tweets on the 24th, “This faked interview of @Ocasio2018 by @CRTV has nearly 1 million views on Facebook. In less than 24 hours. The interview didn’t happen. It takes clips from @MargaretHoover‘s show and edits in faux questions. Not labeled satire (other than a [winky face] emoji).”
Ocasio-Cortez tweets after Goldmacher’s tweet, “Republicans are so scared of me that they’re faking videos and presenting them as real on Facebook because they can’t deal with reality anymore. Here’s one bonafide truth: Election Day is November 6th.” The Twitterverse, Vox, The Verge, NYT, and a slew of other Leftist sources dutifully follow suit, manufacturing stuff like “Faked Ocasio-Cortez interview by CRTV claims it was satirical posthumously.”
The satirical interview video was visually sluggish, with different backgrounds, and lighting. It was clearly spliced, on purpose. Allie is famous for being a satirist. It is how she creates her content. She once did a mock interview of herself as a CNN-like or an MSNBC-esque interviewer talking with Ben Shapiro. In it, she regurgitated Leftist talking points about how Ben supports Trump, which makes him a ‘Nazi’ among other dullard claims.
Meme the Left Out of Existence
The Left believes they are the only ones able to make jokes. It is simply not the truth. Conservatives have funny bones, too; the problem is, what one side considers acceptable, as humorous content, is not amusing to the other side. Conservative jokes are mostly a mixture of facts, wordplay, and reality, all baked together with some irony and sprinkled with satire.
Speaking of not funny, do not forget the abysmal shtick of Amy Schumer paraphrased as “I’m a filthy fat dirty slut, so you have to like me!” It is alleged that her Netflix special was so bad that the star-rating system was removed. Inside Amy Schumer’s ”wicked mind…explores sex, relationships and the general clusterf**k that is life”. Amy is related to another well-known NY Democrat, Senator Chuck Schumer, who it is said, likes to cry a lot. Again, laugh at them!
Kill ‘em With Laughter!
The way to beat the Left is to have fun! Laugh! The more they try to stifle jokes, and speech with which they disagree, the more people need to generate attention and laughter — at their futile attempts. Part of making America great again is making America fun again.
The best way to defeat the Left? Kill ‘em with laughter. Laugh at them. Laugh out loud. Laugh often. Laugh hysterically. Laugh theatrically. Make all the jokes. Mock graciously, but ardently. Sprinkle in irony and satire. Share it loud and proud. Let the world see that the greatest country on earth is also the most fun to live in!
And, let the side that has the most fun, win!
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