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Beyond being crude, vulgar, racist, homophobic, misogynist, and non-melodious, rap doesn’t help engender memories. The continuing crime of rap “music” is that it is rendering a generation of listeners bereft of the types of melodic memories that enhanced the lives of their parents and grandparents.

One night, I had nothing to do, so to prove how mindless it is and how little creativity rap music requires, I wrote eight rap “songs” as disgusting as anything that Cardi B says. It only takes about seven minutes for each (real artistry!). Here is a very, very “cleaned-up” version of one of the eight

Whining Time
by Jeff Davidson

I’m nearly feeling fine, so it is the time to whine.
In a world of opportunity, I’ll pretend there’s none I see.
Instead, I’ll bitch and moan in syncopated groans

You wouldn’t be crazy, if you called me lazy,
but with all the flying B.S., the situation now is hazy.

I left the path to learning science or math;
these are nerdy courses that just incur my wrath.

I’m a rap artist, it’s plain to see.
If you don’t ‘preciate my poetry, I’ll bust you in the knee.

I’m feeling kinda funky, not too spunky,
in a land of opportunity, I’ll pretend there’s none for me.
I’ll fuss and holler, and hustle for a dollar.

It simply does amaze me, to get a job is crazy.
Spouting leftist rhetoric, I want to be like Jay-Z.

I’m so off the path, my mind is close to ‘daft.’
Excel in academics? Get lost, you make me laugh.

I’m a famous rap artist, as anyone can tell.
If you don’t ‘preciate my artistry, f-you and go to hell.

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Jeff Davidson is an author for NRN. He's the world's only holder of the title "The Work-Life Balance Expert®" as awarded by the US Patent and Trademark Office. He is the premier thought leader on work-life balance, integration, and harmony. Davidson speaks to organizations that seek to enhance their overall productivity by improving the effectiveness of their people. He is the author of Breathing Space, Simpler Living, Dial it Down, and Everyday Project Management. Visit www.BreathingSpace.com for more information on Jeff Davidson's keynote speeches and seminars, including: Managing the Pace with Grace® * Achieving Work-Life Balance™ * Managing Information and Communication Overload®